Jacksonville’s moviemakers may have been pioneers, but they couldn’t name a film to save their lives. Often reflective of the movies’ content, the titles were crass, boring, blunt and damn near hallucinogenic. Imagine seeing one of these on a marquee today (although a few of them could work for Rob Schneider vehicles). Here are the top 10 worst movie titles from Jax’s silent film era:
10. The Farm Bully
9. The Octoroon
8. A Hitherto Unrelated Incident of the Girl Spy
7. Chickens
6. A Sawmill Hazard
5. Theodore’s Terrible Thirst
4. The Fish Pirates
3. A Slave To Drink
2. The Seminole Half-Breeds
1. She Must Be Ugly
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